Old Neal’s Essays and Articles

The Kinks – God Save the Kinks! | Part 1

2300 words • 7 minutes  Imagine, just for a moment if you will, that it is the late summer of 1964 and you are driving along listening to the AM radio. Even nearing the mid-sixties, the hippest pop/rock stations were still playing a remarkable wide variety of songs....

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Pink Floyd—A Very English Band | Part 2

2600 words • 8 minutes  Fellow readers and fans of Pink Floyd, I often think that I am living life backwards. While I was a serious and dedicated pessimist as a young man, now that I am older, I am quite an optimist. I say this is backward because men often become...

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Pink Floyd—A Very English Band | Part I

Pink Floyd—A Very English Band | Part I

3200 words • 11 minutes  Dear readers, Thanks to you, the book I wrote two years ago, Steel Production in Romania 1954 to 1963, shot to the top of the bestseller lists and remained there for nearly 40 weeks. For that I am deeply grateful to you and I hope you enjoyed...

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The National Defense

3000 words • 10 minutes  Rarely a day goes by in which we do not hear about the United States military. There is always talk about budgets, overseas wars, arguments about the size of U.S. forces, and even whether there is even a need for a full-time military.  No...

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Funk – By far the coolest of the cool

3500 words • 15 minutesWe all daydream. I know I do, and a recurring one for me always has two parts. The first it to be knighted by the Queen of England, even though I am not British, for my outstanding services to humanity—my founding of the Excellence in Indolence...

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Give Jazz a Chance

3000 words • 10 minutesMany years ago, when I was an officer in the military, I attended a “talking head” conference that featured a number of high-profile speakers from the defense industry. Nearly all were gifted with impressive rhetorical skills, but there was one...

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Van Halen– The Band That Came to the Rescue

3100 words • 15 minutesImagine dear reader that you are having a nightmare in which you find yourself as a teenager back in the late 1970’s. As you look around at the cultural and musical landscape you note, with disdain, that since the movie Saturday Night Fever...

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The Beatles—Books, Drugs, and Immortality

2500 words • 12 minutesIt is hard to imagine that at this point anything more can be written about the Beatles—what is there, after all, to say? It’s very possible that more ink has been spilled about the Fab Four than about wars, the rise and fall of nations, and...

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Neal & The Procrastinators: World Tour

Neal & The Procrastinators: World Tour

Neal & The Procrastinators are pleased to announce, after 40 years in the making, their debut world tour to showcase their new album entitled Get ‘er Done…Someday with the smash new single There Will Always Be A Tomorrow.The tour will feature all the other...

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Is it bad music or is it just a little shopworn?

1,300 words • 7 minutesIn the age of the internet, no matter what your interests or hobbies, with just a few searches you can find others who like exactly the same things as you do. Are you passionate about Romanian steel production in the years 1955 to 1965? Then no...

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The Beauty of No

1, 355 words • 10 minutesWhether it is no, nein, non, Nyet, or 番号, every language has a way of expressing “I am unable,” “I’ll pass,” “sorry—I don’t want to,” or even an emphatic “fat chance.” Yet I believe that the simple word no, when properly used, is one of...

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Underrated? Maybe, maybe not!

Underrated? Maybe, maybe not!

1,475 words • 10 minutesWhile reading though the comment sections of most internet forums and YouTube it only takes a second or two to stumble across someone who is bemoaning that his or her favorite artist, musician, athlete, scientist or whomever is “underrated.” I...

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Loud Voices and the Barks of a Dog

Loud Voices and the Barks of a Dog

1,200 words • 5 minutes When I was living in Japan, every day I would religiously read Tokyo’s English language newspapers. These were high-quality publications and ones in which the editors would, surprisingly, open the letters section to some pretty pointed...

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Why Do People Insist on Going With Three Names?

Why Do People Insist on Going With Three Names?

350 words • 3 minutesFrankly I do not know. I mean no offense here as some long names are almost musical sounding, but I find the use of three names to be rather pretentious. Again, not always, but for most people a first name and last name works just fine.Please...

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A Southern Profanity

A Southern Profanity

928 words • 7.1 minutes When I was growing up, I never heard my parents use profanity—never once. It just wasn’t used in our household and I can hardly imagine the trouble that would have been in store for me had I uttered foul oaths in front of any of my elders… I...

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Ardent warriors – Submariners in WW2

Ardent warriors – Submariners in WW2

1,600 words • 12 minutes Ardency is one of my favorite words in the English language both for how it sounds and for what it means. Sadly though, we do not hear it much anymore—at least not in the United States where it has been replaced by its more popular cousins...

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Podcasts – A Modern Treasure

Podcasts – A Modern Treasure

1,365 words • 7 minutes “I prefer to read books” was the rather snippy and haughty response on the pilot chat forum. Even though they were nothing more than five words on the computer screen, their sheer dismissiveness was obvious to all.The question had, quite...

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1968– The year the world stepped into modernity

1968– The year the world stepped into modernity

1,350 words • 9 minutesWhen we think of the most important year of the 20th century we probably think either of 1918 or 1945. The first was the end of the first world war and, in many ways, it set the stage for the further European conflict that followed just two...

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People come up to me and ask… Also– Point Nemo

People come up to me and ask… Also– Point Nemo

1,145 words • 5 minutes Have you ever paid attention to some of the clichés that politicians, business leaders, celebrities, and motivational speakers use when they talk to the public? Some of these poor souls have to deliver so many speeches that I imagine that they...

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Why does Tom Hanks seem to be in nearly every movie?

Why does Tom Hanks seem to be in nearly every movie?

1,295 words • 7 minutes Well, the easy is answer is that while he technically has not been in every single movie since the early 1980’s, it just seems that way at times. Occasionally I fear going to the cinema for sure enough, with the regularity of a clock, the...

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The tyranny of self-improvement books

The tyranny of self-improvement books

1,235 words • 5 minutes If you are like me, you frequently refer to books and videos to learn how to fix a thousand and one things—like repairing the car or setting up a new phone. Not only do we save money this way, but we also enjoy the satisfaction of doing...

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The kids are alright — aren’t they?

The kids are alright — aren’t they?

1,395 words • 9 minutes In 1965 the up and coming British rock band The Who reserved the 7th track on their debut album for a song called The Kids are Alright. This 1966 proto music video to accompany the song is a great place to start in understanding the era and...

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Investigating an airline accident – Part III

Investigating an airline accident – Part III

1675 words • 10 minutes Ah, finally we get to the meat of an airline accident investigation—when the investigators arrive on the scene and start determining what went wrong and why. In the United States, the Federal Aviation Administration sets the rules for aviation,...

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Investigating an airline accident – Part II

Investigating an airline accident – Part II

1,531 words • 9 minutes Imagine that reports are trickling in that an airliner has crashed. The details are still sketchy and the number of casualties is unknown, but it sounds bad—very bad. The airlines, the regulatory and investigatory agencies, and a host of other...

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Investigating an airline accident – Part I

Investigating an airline accident – Part I

1431 words • 8 minutes As I write this, experts around the world are poring over the preliminary report on the Ethiopian Airlines 737 MAX accident. This is the second 737 MAX to have been lost in recent months and both the air transport industry and the traveling...

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The quote– great for so many reasons

The quote– great for so many reasons

1,230 words • 6 minutes One of the greatest time savers for anyone who has ever worked in an office is the beloved Executive Summary. When a big report lands in the inbox, whether one is a worker bee or a manager, we all breathe easier if there is an Executive Summary...

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Distracted from Distraction by Distraction

Distracted from Distraction by Distraction

1,350 words • 6 minutesIn 1907 at an English fatstock and poultry show, Sir Francis Galton asked 787 villagers who were in attendance to guess the weight of an ox that was on display. Not a single person got the number exactly right, but when he averaged the guesses,...

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A review of Luck — friend or foe?

A review of Luck — friend or foe?

1,455 words • 9 minutesGloom, despair, and agony on me Deep dark depression, excessive misery If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all Gloom, despair, and agony on me Although England’s Cambridge University lies over 4,000 miles from the legendary Opryland...

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The tragedy of the three-minute pop song

The tragedy of the three-minute pop song

The tragedy of the three-minute pop song 1,675 words • 8 minutes For those of us of a certain age (and I use the word certain very loosely mind you), we have good memories of listening to pop/rock music on a transistor radio. Surprising as it is to young people, apart...

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Let’s Dance – Although I Do Not Know How To

Let’s Dance – Although I Do Not Know How To

Let's Dance - Although I Do Not Know How To 1425 words • 7 minutes Even now, 40 years later, using the phrase “Let’s Dance” rings hollow for me. It reminds me of David Bowie’s 1983 song and his shift away from the cool and edgy rock riffs of Ziggy Stardust and Moonage...

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Sleep? What’s so new about it? Part I

Sleep? What’s so new about it? Part I

Sleep? What’s So New About It? Part I 1675 words • 8 minutes Well, now that you mention it there is quite a bit new in sleep research. So before you doze off might I be allowed to “catch you up” with what is going on? No doubt you enjoy those great “S” words that have...

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Why Is a Manhole Cover Round? The Fun of Interviews

Why Is a Manhole Cover Round? The Fun of Interviews

Why Is a Manhole Cover Round? The Fun of Interviews1475 words • 6 minutes Although I felt as if I had way overprepared for the airline pilot interview, just like every other candidate who was sitting nervously with me in the waiting room, I was still steamrolled when...

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Funkytown, Funktown-Wa, and the Management of BMW

Funkytown, Funktown-Wa, and the Management of BMW

Many of you have heard me mention that I am a musical zero—a level completely immune to any of my attempts at self-betterment. Thus I am sure that you will be surprised to learn that after college and before I joined the military to take up flying, I spent two years in what might loosely be described as the music business. 

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Just Idle- Sadly, idleness is once again under attack

Just Idle- Sadly, idleness is once again under attack

I do not know anyone who belongs to the class of the idle rich—those who do not need to work and can spend their days doing whatever they wish. My friends, even those who are pretty decently paid, still get up early and tuck into their tasks. There are bills to pay and, as Ringo Starr sang, you know it don’t come easy.

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Citizens as Election Props- Why the stagecraft?

Citizens as Election Props- Why the stagecraft?

I make no secret for my love of modern conveniences—I would not want to be without them and I have no desire, as do many people, to wave a magic wand and be transported to live out my days sometime in a past era—the time of King Henry VIII for example or ancient Greece.

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If You Ain’t a Pilot…

If You Ain’t a Pilot…

If You Ain't a Pilot... Length: 1850 words/9 minutes "There were great numbers of young men who had never been in a war and were consequently far from unwilling to join in this one." These words, chiseled into one of the walls at the Imperial War Museum in London,...

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Mission Statements – Please, spare us the misery!

Mission Statements – Please, spare us the misery!

Mission Statements - Spare us the misery please!Length: 1200 words/5 minutes We all like to occasionally raise our fists against big bad corporations. We certainly have good right to seeing as how they frustrate us with their dead-end phone menus, wait times, and...

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A Ride on an Airliner and a Lesson in Leadership

A Ride on an Airliner and a Lesson in Leadership

A Ride on an Airliner and a Lesson in Leadership Length: 930 words/4 minutes Like many kids, when growing up I was fascinated with the “old” black and white films. I say “old,” for this was the early 1970s and those days of movies without color were really not that...

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An enjoyable lesson in subtlety at a German airport

An enjoyable lesson in subtlety at a German airport

An enjoyable lesson in subtlety at a German airport I  was floundering—there was no question about it. I was standing in the main train station in Frankfurt, Germany and although the posted schedule was a true masterpiece of Teutonic organization and precision, I was...

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English as a language for the layabout

English as a language for the layabout

English as a language for the layabout e as English speakers can be forgiven for thinking our language to be one of history’s greatest developments. Although I am sure that both the French and the billion-plus speakers of Mandarin Chinese might...

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What would happen in a roomful of self-help gurus?

What would happen in a roomful of self-help gurus?

Once when the late Christopher Hitchens was asked to comment on the works of Ayn Rand he quipped “Why? Does the world need any more selfishness than it already has?” No, it really doesn’t does it? I will leave the discussion of Hitchens versus Rand to others as I know that the Russian is the favorite human of all time for many, but I know that as an average gent…

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Music to the ears of the average person

Music to the ears of the average person

“So” she seethed. “You really do know everything don’t you?”

I have to say that I was touched by her assessment of my intellectual ability even if I did think that she was overestimating it a bit. I mean to know absolutely everything is indeed a tall order.

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Why insist on perfection when competence will do?

Why insist on perfection when competence will do?

H.L. Mencken once said that when he reached middle-age that what he wanted to encounter most in life was competence—simple competence. “From A to Z” he quipped. “From A as in adultery to Z as in Zoology” and everything in between.” Well, we can hope he was exaggerating about the adultery and he probably was not that interested in zoology.

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Observing, listening, and reading—where the average excel

Observing, listening, and reading—where the average excel

As a pilot who primarily flew the long-haul routes, I knew that the cockpit could be a place of some of the most interesting conversations imaginable. Since we had plenty of time to chat as we cruised along, there was no limit to the level of detail or the rabbit trails that we could follow during a conversation.

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